(This is Sharpless. New, seasonal avatar. Don’t get scared now.)
1) I have gallstones. That’s what’s been ailing me over the past three months, and it’s been so long that it’s really, really fucking bad now. Every day is spent in alternating waves of pain and nausea, I can’t eat anything at all… Fun.
2) I am, however, on painkillers and anti-nausea medication and, once I get the financial aid junk out of the way, I will finally be able to schedule my surgery for, hopefully, next week. So, the light at the end of the tunnel is visible — assuming it’s not actually a car’s headlights.
3) I apologize if I’ve been neglecting anyone. That’s why, though. Using my computer usually ends up making me feel nauseated, and I don’t have the patience for pouring over Tumblr anyway. Twitter’s all I can manage, anymore. So, if any of you posted sexy pictures of yourselves during the past week or two, please e-mail them to me, as I probably missed them. Thanks.
4) SHAMELESS BUSINESS: I feel like shit doing this to you all, but I (and my far-too-kind parents) are barely able to get through this financially, so if you’re planning on buying stuff through Amazon, could you please do it via this link here? If you do, I get a teeny, tiny referral fee and it would help me out a bit. Again, not asking you to go out of your way, just to use that link if you were planning to use Amazon anyway. Okay? Thanks.
So, there you go. That’s my life, of late. I am, however, 50 pounds lighter now, so that’s one of the few pluses to come from this. But please send your prayers and mana potions this way, in hopes I’ll be able to enjoy this Christmas like a normal person. Thanks. Love you.














