my name is matt

i’m a pretty cool guy i don’t know if you’ve heard

i live in new jersey

i am in my late twenties

i have a real girlfriend named shannon

i have a fictional girlfriend named carol

i’m on steam so you should shower me with rare tf2 items

generally speaking, i enjoy science fiction, video games, comic books, westerns, pretty ladies, pretty blue/green/red ladies, dumb stuff, the internet, and many other truly fascinating interests thank you

specifically speaking, i like these tv shows:

star trek tos/tng/ds9, stargate sg-1, firefly, angel, buffy the vampire slayer, lost, arrested development, the venture bros, doctor who, mst3k, community, maverick, parks and recreation, the adventures of pete and pete, mad men, veronica mars, the x-files, freaks and geeks, snuff box, the i.t. crowd

comic books are totally a thing:

captain marvel, hawkeye, power girl, birds of prey, avengers assemble, astonishing x-men, buffy, angel, the walking dead, spider-woman

i’m not super into movies but these are pretty ok:

the blues brothers, tron, tron legacy, once, el dorado, the big lebowski, transformers the movie (1986), the magnificent seven, the avengers, office space, bottle rocket, inception, teenage mutant ninja turtles, the royal tenenbaums, my darling clementine, the great escape, marx brothers movies

music’s kind of all right i guess:

the beastie boys, pixies, wu-tang clan, weezer, wilco, bob dylan, solange knowles, the beatles, harvey danger, u2, the gza, johnny cash, they might be giants, paul simon, robyn, blur, starflyer 59, talking heads, sleater-kinney, nirvana, azealia banks

video games are pretty tight bro:

world of warcraft, saints row: the third, team fortress 2, mass effect, fallout, borderlands, red dead redemption, portal, l.a. noire, rock band, left 4 dead, dungeons of dredmor, half-life, league of legends, earthworm jim 2

my favorite books:

i am spock

i find alien women very attractive but i am not a furry or an otherkin so calm down

write me it’s cool i don’t bite