November 2009
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In Which I Hate The Yankees
How did my hatred for the Yankees reach this point? I have an actual bloodlust for the Yankees. I want them utterly destroyed. And not just the Yankees, but all of New York. The entire state of New York. I want the entire state of New York gone. Now. I am willing it into the cornfield right now, as we speak. If New York disappears in the night, either neatly or in a smoking crater, you may come...
October 2009
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Tegan & Sara, “Walking With A...
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Radiohead, “You and Whose Army?”
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In Which I Go Nuts
I’m in that dangerous place where I could do any number of things, but I don’t know what to do. I’m still laid up with this stomach ailment and a wonky sleep schedule, so it’s not like I have a large list of responsibilities at the moment. My computer is working again. The Internet is my oyster. I could blog, I could blip, I could tweet, I could tumble.
And of course, it...
Status Update:
Laptop got a virus. A bad one. Trying to clean it out, then I’ll be back.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25) →
Weezer (12)
Ozma (9)
The Presidents of the United States of America (7)
Rivers Cuomo (7)
The Rentals (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
The results are in!
…and they tell me nothing. It seems that half of you go on in the morning/lunchtime, and the other half comes on in the evenings. Huh. And then there’s the matter of timezone differences. Well, it looks like I’ll just alternate between 10PMish and 1-2PMish EST for the posts I really care about. The dashboards will probably be busy, but at least people will be looking.
And just...
When is a good time to post things?
I often feel like, if I don’t make my posts at the right time, no one will read them. I mean, Tumblr isn’t like a typical blog, where RSS feeds and bookmarks are usually utilized.
I’d just prefer to not have the things I write get lost under a pile of posts on everyone’s dashboards. I follow almost 200 people (and that’s after cutting over 50 recently) so it most...
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Joan Jett, “Dirty...
Why are people hating on the A-Team remake?
1) It looks good. They’ve got the look down to a tee. That’s step one. Step two, the content and quality of the movie itself, cannot yet be judged by any of us. So STFU.
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2) Remakes do not invalidate the original material. Stop being offended by them. At worst, they are unimaginative. If this movie is worse than the TV series, it makes the TV series look good and the remake will...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-18) →
Julian Plenti (10)
The Mountain Goats (7)
Giant Bomb (4)
Shiny Toy Guns (2)
Led Zeppelin (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Why do the Phillies make me suffer so much?
Even when they’re winning, they still constantly threaten to ruin my night.
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“Also, I’ve been dying to find someone to mention this to who is as bad of a...”
– Sade just gets me, you guys. (via mykicks)
Ok. Welp, not to be racist, but I might as well post what I said afterwards.
Me: Why is it that 95% of the people who fuck around with the trending topics on twitter are ghetto black people? What is that all about?
Mike: Hahahahaha
Me: It’s always the...
Rivers Cuomo's current most-listened-to song is a...
Do you see why I weep for modern-day Weezer? Do you see?
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I chuckle derisively to myself every time I hear...
*leans back, puts on R.E.M.’s Out of Time*
*queues up The Police’s Ghost In The Machine*
My ivory tower is made out of delusion. How about yours?
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Zach Braff ruins everything.
Even his own death.
goldenfiddle:
“I’ve finished my first book titled ‘Suck it Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek’. It’s like a David Sedaris-style book with funny stories from my life- from how I got my first agent (which ended in me staring at his girlfriend’s vagina) to my love of pie to my 8th grade boyfriend who had turrets.”
— Olivia Munn, author
I wonder what he used those...
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I need to not dream about people from Tumblr.
Especially ones whom I barely know.
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“Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite...”
– C.S. Lewis (via coffeebreakchapel)
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Me: [car sits on train tracks] We're fine as long as a train doesn't come.
Mom: Well, they usually make a lot of noise before they come.
Me: [turns away, choking on an unspoken "That's what she said."]
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“The Swiss denied Polanski release. If he would have done the same to himself, he...”
– J. Elvis Weinstein
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I am a broken-down wreck.
Maybe it’s because I’m still unemployed. Maybe it’s because every single relationship crashes before it’s barely off the launchpad. Maybe it’s because I’m running out of money, and I owe someone $200. Maybe it’s because of this seemingly endless stomach bullshit that forces me to eat little more than a yogurt cup and a few spoons of applesauce everyday....
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I wish I could block reblogs of certain people's...
I do not want to hear about you and the douchebag spending time together.
Not now, not ever.
Joe Scarborough: Thank You, Mr. President →
kaytee:
Definitely worth the read, whether you’re liberal or conservative or none of the above.
I have a hard time swallowing this. I’m positive I’ve seen Scarborough act decidedly partisan on several occasions. Granted, conservative cable news talking heads tend to blur together over time, but I’ve remembered putting Mr. Scarborough in the “douche” pile several...
Oh, look. A "LOST" tumblr. By me. Let's follow it. →
I’m only annoying in bursts. Just wait. I’ll be charming again in no time.
