July 2009
Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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June 2009
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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You are about to experience an ice cream attack.
Today was hot, so you’re just going to have to deal with it. It must happen, for my sanity.
Jun 30th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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"Billy Mays"
(Sung exactly to the tune and rhythm of “Billie Jean.”) He was more like a beauty queen pitchin’ OxiClean I said don’t mind, but what do you mean, “It’s two-for-one If you hurry up and order now” He said “Use Zorbeez, to wipe the floors in the round” He told me his name was Billy Mays, as he yelled in my face Then every head turned with eyes...
Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Just Nathan Fillion being adorable, that's all.
sarahbearkat: fandomslut: While I’m gayin’ it up for Nathan Fillion, I’ll just leave this here…
Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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It's nice* to see that "being an overly critical...
* does not actually mean “nice”
Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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“The greatest comfort I can feel in the middle of this is that Jesus did not lend...”
– Donald Miller, Searching For God Knows What (via hannahbanena) (via mynoisyheart)
Jun 27th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 25th
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Women whose looks are on the decline...
kristenisfornerd: c-notesbarandgrill: 1. Jennifer Aniston 2. Angelina Jolie 3. Megan Fox(being a bitch can make your looks go down) 4.Jennifer Connelly 5. Marisa Tomei 6. Jennifer Garner(You haven’t been the same since having the baby) 7.Lisa Kudrow(They’ve been on the decline for a while now) I’ll come up with more later Seriously?  If Angelina Jolie’s “looks are on the decline” I’m...
Jun 25th
I sometimes wish God would appoint me as...
One day, I’m going to snap and everyone will receive many long emails detailing all their spelling and grammatical errors. And then, I will go look for people who still want to be my friends.
Jun 23rd
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I feel thoroughly unhappy and incapable of...
Everything should feel sort-of okay, but it doesn’t. I don’t understand anything, and it’s wearing me down. I just want to sit around and waste time all day (yes, even more so than before). I need one of those arcade crane game claws to drop down, pick me up, and deposit me somewhere entirely different, where I can live, grow, thrive, and not feel trapped by everything. ...
Jun 23rd
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-21) →
You Look Nice Today (16)  Sufjan Stevens (3)  Wilco (3)  Bob Dylan (3)  The Beatles (3)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jun 22nd
Jun 21st
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Okay, so here's the deal...
I’m back. I’m partially moved into the new house, but the internet isn’t hooked up yet. For now, I’m mooching off the neighbors. It’s been a rough month-and-a-half, and not just because of the lack of internetting. But it’s almost over. I’ll be sane again soon, I hope. I missed quite a few of you, and I kind of want to make out with you now. Okay? Okay.
Jun 17th
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Hi.
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Jun 17th