MICHAEL J. FOX YOUR WAY INTO A PEPSI: Archive

FormSpring VI: Look Who's Talking Now (July 29-31)

Doot doo doo. If you ask me anything, I will answer honestly. If you tell me something, I will… uh, read it. Also, the more I actually receive, the less you’ll see me soliciting, so if that’s not motivation, I don’t know what is. You’ve all been very patient and nice. Have a cookie. COMMENT I I bet you’re hung like a moose. Try “a healthy...

Aug 1st

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“According to a new survey that just came out, people who own two or more cats...”

– Conan O’Brien (via sharingtime)

Jul 31st

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A completely unnecessary FormSpring correction

The other day, I posted the following comment from my FormSpring anonymous box: I have NOOOO idea what this “formspring” business is… I’m not hip to the groove, but for you… ok. Um… let’s hang out, eat Pirate’s Booty, and watch MST3K… ok? Ok. I replied that, yes, I would like this very much. I thought, without an ounce of doubt, that I knew who this was. Apparently, I was wrong. So, whoever...

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Jul 30th

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teganandsara: comofas: Nineteen Tegan and Sara...

Jul 30th

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Yes, I'm doing this again →

I’m going to be busy this afternoon, so I figured I’d toss out some nets and try to catch me some anonymous FormSpring comments for when I’m done doing whatever it is that I’ll be doing today. (Actually, I’ll be hanging out with a friend whose personality only confirms my claim that I am Seth Rogen from Knocked Up. Oy.) So, yeah. Ask me some questions, or tell me...

Jul 30th

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Bittersweet Revelation #523

It just occurred to me: I am almost exactly Seth Rogan’s character in Knocked Up… minus the hot, pregnant girlfriend and the copious amounts of marijuana, of course. That is so fucking eerie and sad, yet also kind of awesome.

Jul 30th

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tanitaa: txtsfrmlstnght: (865): I’ve come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen. hahahaha I wouldve tapped that ass too! I have a chance in this world…

Jul 30th

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FormSpring V: Part 2: Episode One

Anonymous comments go here. Ask. Tell. Etc. COMMENT I Wardrox is a whiny cunt. I just wanted to say that. I feel better already. (WARNING: This is a reference that only those in certain circles of the video gaming community will get. Don’t feel bad if you don’t know what the hell we’re talking about.) Whiny? Yes, I will absolutely give you “whiny.” But a cunt? No, I...

Jul 30th

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FormSpring V: The Princess Diaries 2

“Yada, yada, yada, no one cares, yada, yada.” The patented FormSpring anonymous comment box is right here. Ask me things. Tell me things. I will respond truthfully or, alternatively, I will lie. Either way, it keeps me entertained and I thoroughly enjoy getting your comments. So, you know, do it. Now, onto the most recent batch: COMMENT I This is something I’ve been asking...

Jul 29th

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scantmusic: indierawk: Tegan & Sara -...

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dysdaimon: gifparty: like most good gifs, this made me lol after staring at it for a minute. I think I just like the fact that you stared at it for a full minute. That’s why I fell for you.

Jul 29th

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bizarreandbeautiful / extremewhalerider

I missed you. :)

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Preorders?

christinahaberkern: callmepaul: So I just got back from the screenprinters and was essentially told that we’re gonna be way too poor to get this shirt printed. It really sucks, too, because I was pretty pumped to get it done. Regardless, I’m not about to give up yet. Would anyone in Cayman be interested in preordering it, cash up front? I mean, we’ve got about a week and a half to get 100...

Jul 29th

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pixies announce new tour dates. →

(via bringtheruckuss) No Philly dates? Laaaaame. That said, I’ve already seen them live, and I almost feel as though seeing the Pixies play live twice in one’s lifetime would be like cheating or something.

Jul 29th

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Formspring IV: The Destruction of Jared-Syn

Comment box is here. Bear is driving. How can that be? COMMENT I cute boy robot, be my playground love <3 You know girl, one of these days, one of us is going to have to stop just talking about things and actually start doing things. I’m getting whatever the “Internet flirting” equivalent of blue balls is. Blue Internets? COMMENT II This Sharpless fellow is rather...

Jul 29th

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