July 2010
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Did you forget about Dre? You forgot about Dre.*
Sorry, guys. I’ve been stressin’ and I just haven’t had the time to Internet in the Tumblr way. I know you haven’t been missing me too hard. That’s okay. Really. That’s okay. But I haven’t forgotten about The Tumblr. And I still love each and every one of you in a way that is not in the least bit creepy. I will come back, if only to tell you, again, that...
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Why do I have 719 Tumblr followers if only 4-5 of...
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Everything Falls Apart / Generic Mopey Blog Title...
I feel like everything I own is breaking or dying and I’m still unemployed and I’ve still got unavoidable health problems that make it difficult to get a job or attend the training sessions that allow me to keep my benefits/health care (which I really need) and my relationships all feel like they’re falling apart (my own fault, mostly) and my stress/anxiety have been off the...
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So, this website analyzes your writing and tells... →
I submitted two different sections of text. The first three paragraphs I entered resulted in the following analysis:
I write like Dan Brown.
Okay, fuck you. Then, I entered three more paragraphs, producing this:
I write like H.P. Lovecraft.
What.
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