November 2011
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Nov 1st
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I make the best worst ghetto-ass chicken burritos.
If you ever want to be moved to tears of sadness, watch me make and eat one sometime.
Nov 1st
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October 2011
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Oct 28th
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WHAT'S UP, YOU GUYS?
I’m just over here watching Star Trek and crying.
Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 25th
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"Falsetto"
A song written by Mr. Matthew Sharpless, autumn 2011. Baby please Come to me Be my sweet Hold me near Come to me Darling please Come to me I need you here Stay with me Always near I will be Your Richard Gere Fin. 
Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
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Told you, suckas! →
Oct 24th
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You are on "Jeopardy!" For $200, the answer is,...
Do you respond: A: “What is a healthy amount of sleep?” B: “What is the touch of a woman?” C: “What is productivity?” Actually, any one of those would, technically, be correct. I am, however, drawing your attention to the first one. I haven’t slept since yesterday. I feel gross. And, when I do sleep, I can only sleep for 2-3-hour intervals. I’m...
Oct 23rd
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Oct 22nd
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Wu-Tang ain't nothin' to sneeze at.
Wu-Tang ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at.
Oct 22nd
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Oct 21st
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Oct 19th
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Oct 17th
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So, that picture of Kirk Cameron "celebrating" his...
Are people making fun of him? I can’t tell whether people are having a good-natured laugh over it, or they’re laughing at the dumb Christian being lame. Yes, he’s a somewhat goofy Christian actor who has some questionable theology, but so what if he has an extremely modest birthday party? The door has a name on it, so he’s probably not at home. He’s probably either...
Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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Spent way too much time googling to find out if...
She is. I’m pretty excited about it.
Oct 16th
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Oct 14th
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Sharpless Trivia
One of my favorite things to do on a cloudy Friday afternoon is to scour Xbox Live for free promotional gamerpics. You can find all sorts of top-notch icons for your profile. Just today, I downloaded a Sour Patch Kids pack, an Outback Steakhouse pack, and a Geico pack. My gamerpic is currently the Geico gecko holding a football. I am a quality individual who has many worthwhile interests. Good...
Oct 14th
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Oct 13th
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So, I've been thinking...
Every time you post a blog or leave a comment or send a message — not just on Tumblr, but everywhere online — there should be a box that, when ticked, causes the chorus of Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin’” to play when your text is viewed, only with the word “rollin’” replaced with “trollin’.” I think it would be helpful.
Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 9th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 7th
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demiadejuyigbe replied to your photo: I just took the first pictures I’ve taken of… Lookin’ good, sexy Weird Al. Do I look like Al Yankovic? Because, that would be great.
Oct 6th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 2nd
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Star Trek: Enterprise postmortem
Often boring. Occasionally, so bad that it’s good. Might watch the Ferengi episode again. That’s all I’ve got.
Oct 2nd
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Last night, re: watching Enterprise
Me: I JUST NEED TO FINISH A COUPLE OF THINGS
Hannah: KJEU DOKIE
Me: ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SOBER ENOUGH TO REMEMBER ANYTHING YOU WATCH TONIGHT THOUGH?
Hannah: YES
Hannah: HOW DARE THOU DOBTEUS ME
Oct 1st
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