March 2012
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I drank one beer.
My head is swimming.
What is wrong with me?
One.
“Just because I don’t want it, doesn’t mean you’re doing anything wrong or your...”
– Hell Nope: I’m nobody. I’m nothing. (via atsween)
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3PM.
I should probably put clothes on.
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I posted this quote/link/commentary on my nerd blog, but I think it’s important enough to post here too. If you’ll excuse me while I go all social justice-y on your asses…
constablefrodo:
“And then there’s the representation of aromanticism in fiction. Oh, oh wait. No, there isn’t. There’s sexual aromanticism which is often misogynist (guy players are cool! girl players are...
sokrovenno:
i’ll keep u my dirty little secret
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I’d like to get a dog and name it Mom, after my mother.
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I wish that complaining about music that people enjoyed wasn’t a dick move. I just really want to talk about how I don’t understand the appeal of Ingrid Michaelson, Fun, and Bon Iver, and I want to do it in the harshest terms possible.
But, no. I can’t do that. Because, that would be wrong. I’m supposed to be nice.
I am a huge dick, and I’m sad that’s a bad...
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WatchThere is absolutely nothing in this video that is worthy of your time.
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Click here if you want to get angry about... →
Since when does a little bit of baby fat in the facial area equal being “big-boned”? I don’t even have any commentary about this. I’m just fed up with everything. People are horrible.
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listenupfives replied to your post: I was just reading an article at The Daily Mail…
Thoughts on Jon Hamm’s mean little snarkfest?
I am now taking questions on the subject of Kim Kardashian! I am a Kard-expert-ian!
I think Hamm was a little harsh in his choice of words, but he’s not far wrong. I think she’s vapid and somewhat insufferable, and I hate her whole…thing, you...
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I was just reading an article at The Daily Mail (don’t judge me) about sex trafficking (see? I’m still legit) when their trashy sidebar caught my eye. Apparently, someone threw flour on Kim Kardashian at some red carpet event. Huh.
Can I complain about that for a second? Am I allowed to make a pro-Kim Kardashian post? Because, first of all, how is flour-bombing productive? You threw...
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Okay, so, I was just on my second account—
Wait, did you guys know I have a second account? No, no, you didn’t. Why did I ask a question I already knew the answer to? Because I’m an unimaginative writer. Anyway, yes, I have a “fandom” blog. It’s where I “geek out,” or however you want to put it. It’s basically a place for me to embarrass...
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You know, now that I have a laptop with a built-in webcam, I have the most intense desire to Skype with people. Or Google Wave, or whatever it is you kids video with these days. Like, man, I want to fucking use this thing, you know?
So, basically, you can either try to Skype with me or you can try to convince me why awkward Skype conversations are a bad thing. Choose poorly.
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“I don’t want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the...”
– Mindy Kaling on how “Married People Need to Step it Up” (via falulatonks, hannahstaton, foreheadtittaes)
Yeah, so, this times a thousand.
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I am drinking beer and playing DC Universe Online.
I’m still single. I’m still unemployed. My future is still, largely, a question mark.
But, I have beer, and I have an MMO (or two).
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My new computer arrived.
My new computer arrived.
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The fact that I have “signal boost” on my Tumblr Savior blacklist amuses me to no end.
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I just saw "Once"...
That movie is fookin’ perfect.
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Somebody stop me from frequently refreshing the package tracking information for the laptop I ordered last weekend. It’s been “in transit” to Harrisburg, PA, since Tuesday morning, and I’m getting increasingly twitchy.
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I can hear something vibrating in this room and I can’t figure out what it is AND IT IS DRIVING ME CRAZY AND I’M GOING TO EXPLODEJUHWLJFSKJERG
I’m mad enough to make a controversial documentary about this shit.
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two things
1. i’m tired and i feel gross.
2. so i guess i chose intoxication as an excuse to finally come out to the internet as a how i met your mother hater. cool. it’s about time i did that.
3. i’m on the fence about this invisible children group. i hope it’s a legit organization, but i have a bad feeling about it, and the bad feelings i get about things are usually fairly...
