June 2012
imaginaryimageblog:
A dinosaur vibrating as a giant sentient glass of water draws ever nearer.
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May 2012
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Watchtheavc:
Before the fat suits, Eddie Murphy returned triumphant to Saturday Night Live to close out the year. It wasn’t an entirely warm homecoming, but it is A Very Special Episode.
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“There’s one person’s LiveJournal that I’ve read for the past few years. It’s...”
– Fiona Apple on Her New Album, Lana Del Rey, and Reading Blogs (via perpetua)
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a website that lists the religious affiliations of... →
thegestianpoet:
this is actually really interesting
This is my favorite website, you guys. Just so you know.
how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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here's something
synecdoche:
So a little while ago I made a joke (it wasn’t a joke) that there should be a Space Jam movie for every sport and Brendang immediately said something like, Hockey Jam as if the “space” part of the title had to do with the sport of basketball. So pretty much whenever anyone mentions Space Jam now I think about how stupid that is and can’t stop laughing. Also when I just reminded him...
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wellalright:
whenever i make a post whining about some dumb first world problem i feel a little bad, but then i remember that no one with real problems has time to sit around and read my blog anyways because they’re too busy dealing with a harsh reality i’ll never know.
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