June 2012
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a tale of self-destruction
> go out clothes shopping
> get depressed that you’ve gained too much weight to fit into the clothes you want to buy
> on the way home, buy beer and ice cream
> despair
> look forward to beer and ice cream
> alternate between the previous two for the rest of the evening
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WatchThis is, quite possibly, my favorite sequence in cinematic history.
I’d like it if you watched it. Thank you.
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it’s a good thing you added “omg hahaha” to that post or else i would never have known that you found it amusing. thank you.
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It was nice of Dad to come home from work and immediately launch into a critique of ObamaCare. That was exactly what I wanted to discuss. Great job.
He did bring up a good point, though. What about the people who make too much money to qualify for free health insurance, but not enough money to buy their own? Is it just a, “Tough shit, buy it or go to jail, mammajamma!” situation? This...
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“I’m not so sure I want to get married as much as I’d like to be dipped in a vat...”
– Maria Bamford (via alisonagosti)
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Go listen to this new Offspring song.
I’m sorry.
How long did you last?
So, did The Offspring turn into Weezer or did Weezer turn into The Offspring?
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africans:
imagine if people could respect yet disagree with an opinion at the same time??
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Every episode of Reading Rainbow is now available... →
sarahspy:
(via)
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“I don’t think women are better than men. Men are a lot worse than women, though....”
– Louis C.K. on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
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sanfran:
rachelayne:
sanfran:
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
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