I was really hungry, but I’d already had something to eat a couple of hours ago, and I didn’t want to eat dinner yet, but I also didn’t want to eat dinner too late, so I almost grabbed some Pop-Tarts, but I desperately want to lose weight, so instead I just took a tortilla wrap and ate it with nothing in it.

Why was I given the responsibility of being a person?

4 notes
  1. 16500000 said: maybe invest in some fruit
  2. philipjfries said: dude fuck that, eat a pop tart. life’s too short to torture yourself. the heart wants what the heart wants.
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