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Groucho Marx - “7 Cent Nickel” (from Animal Crackers, 1930)

But, after all, we must remember that art is art. Still, on the other hand, water is water, isn’t it? And East is East, and West is West. And if you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh…now, you tell me what you know.

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