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I'M MATT
Get me six craps-shootin' pallbearers.

CURRENTLY WATCHING
Workaholics (S2)
Stargate SG-1 (S2)

CURRENTLY PLAYING
World of Warcraft
League of Legends

CURRENTLY LISTENING TO
Daft Punk

HI RES

03/12/12 ◔ 15

#buster keaton #buttsexington

HI RES

Shannon is my favorite person. I’m sorry, but you’re all second to her. Forgive me.

04/10/12 ◔ 12

#buttsexington #shannon

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I was looking at Shannon’s blogroll, and I really liked what was going on with Ariel’s avatar and mine. Good enthusiasm. Keep it up.

18/09/12 ◔ 4

#firelordazula #buttsexington #i think i spelled ariel right #i can never remember whether it's spelled like the font or the mermaid

10 QUESTIONS ANSWERED OH CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

shucksy tagged me in this thing, so i’m doing that thing.

i’m long-winded so i’ll put it after the cut.

22/08/12 ◔ 7

#shucksy #buttsexington #lesliecrusher #i'm tagging the three people who might actually want to read this #sorry for getting your hopes up by making this show up in your tracked tags #my gift to you is disappointment

buttsexington replied to your post: I decided to start jogging tonight. I’d never…

you should have just walked that’s still aerobic exercise ugghghghg

I KNOW I KNOW OKAY I KNOW THAT

It’s just, for some reason, I didn’t know that until after I did the jogging.

In retrospect, it was kind of obvious.

A couple of days ago, I went through my entire closet and I discovered that 80% of the shirts in there don’t fit me anymore. I’ve gained at least 30 pounds over the past half-a-year or so, and the “my mom died” excuse isn’t really cutting it anymore. I was a little overenthusiastic, I suppose.

Okay, so, walking it is, then.

Walk. Walk, then run. Got it. Walk. Then run. Right.

19/06/12 ◔ 3

#buttsexington

buttsexington replied to your post: I feel really, really awful, and I think my brain…

:( are you sick or do you feel emotionally awful

i dont know my leg is numb

16/06/12 ◔ 1

#buttsexington

HI RES

Tumblr Crushes:

Haven’t done this for a while.

24%. Oops.

25/05/12 ◔ 5

#buttsexington #valentinovamp #interweber #rraaaarrl #thegestianpoet #skippyscissors #lespetroleuses #tallestsilver #funrama

HI RES

I had buttsex in my house over the past couple of days, and it was great.

Shannon/buttsexington wouldn’t let me take a picture of her, so I was forced to settle for this artist’s rendering. Anyway, she’s really great and wonderful and probably more fun and less awkward than actual butt sex. A+ would hang out with again.

22/05/12 ◔ 6

#buttsexington #shannon #i don't know which tag to use anymore

(Source: pagunonioi)

#laurenashleybishop #buttsexington

Shannon tagged me in one of these question things, and you’re supposed to answer the ten questions the previous person came up with, then make up ten questions of your own for the next few people to answer, but I’m not going to tag anyone, so I’m just going to answer all 20 questions because, fuck it, the cops can’t touch me.

I’ll put it under the cut, because only five of you will care about this.

01/05/12 ◔ 4

#shannon #buttsexington