The more time I spend playing with cats, the more I begin to understand you people. It’s entertaining to watch them freak out and run around for no apparent reason. It’s adorable to watch their tiny brains try to understand that you’re poking their paws repeatedly solely to fuck with them. It’s fun to spray them with water whenever they go near the Christmas tree.
Yeah, I think I get it now.
When it comes to sketch comedy, I want something polished and shiny and smart with no cheap tricks. But oh my God, this is probably my favorite sketch of all time and it’s the dumbest thing in the world. Paul Rust, you are amazing.
You don’t want to watch the whole thing. You want to turn it off before the end. Because it’s so very dumb. But you don’t. And it kills you.
This is one of the stupidest, most offensive and inappropriate things that I’ve ever seen and oh my goodness I think I just hurt myself from laughing. I’m serious. My face is uncomfortably flushed. I’m fairly certain that the ending just claimed my eternal soul.
CATS, STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU. YOU’RE ASSHOLES.
Singing Kitties (Auto-Tuned)
Oh, God. I’ve just spent the past minute dying of laughter. At a cat video.
Maybe the cats did deserve to win.
This is, perhaps, the greatest argument in favor of the cats.