Of course it looks like it’s having fun. That’s what they want you to think. You can’t see all the battle scars and lash marks through a CRT television.

So, Stand By Me exists in the Pokémon universe. Thus, Wil Wheaton exists in the Pokémon universe. Fascinating.

Also, I am apparently starting to play FireRed, because of course I am.

Adults making adult decisions dot com.

Remember that episode when Buffy fought the evil boulders swinging from trees?

videogameosts:

Game: Journey
Song: Atonement

This game has an absolutely stunning soundtrack. Click the play button, dummy.

videogameosts:

Game: Bastion
Song: Slinger's Song

Fuck you, Sonic.

dottiff:

Skate 3 glitches are the Jackass for a new generation (and for those mentally exhausted at 4pm, painfully containing their laffs in a tiny little cubicle).

via Waxy

Very much worth eight minutes of my time.

merlin:

Needs More Aayla Secura

Although, I’ll admit, with rue, that even The Galaxy’s Hottest Badass Blue Lady Jedi couldn’t save this from being literally the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

Please do NOT show this to John Siracusa. That’s, like…five episodes.

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Low-level female Imperial officers? The Emperor would never allow it.

Yes, that is my only canon-related issue with this. Everything else? Fine.

Never let anyone tell you that video games are a waste of time.

An Education 

I have put approximately 10-15 hours into Battlefield 3, and the only thing I have learned thus far is that, for best results, one should not try to tilt helicopters sideways.

I’ve become an MMO person.

I was already an unemployed man living in his dad’s attic; I didn’t really need to make the situation even more… perfect? But, the Star Trek MMO went free-to-play recently, and I am now 100% infected with that particular disease.

I just… I don’t know how to feel about this, you guys. Every time I log in, I say to myself, “So, this is the way the world ends.” I’m not ashamed, nor should I be, but at this point, I tend to feel like I’m experiencing my life in the third person. It’s as though I’m watching footage shot by a film crew in the process of making a documentary about my gradual descent into irrelevancy.

Whatever. Klingons ain’t gonna shoot themselves.

pdp-candace:

YEAHHHHHHH!

chelseaheckabad:

reinfell:

Macho Dragon
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Well, that’s… well.

We live in a beautiful world.