LARRY: Was that a curtsy? Did you just curtsy to me?
HANK: [laughing] No. 
LARRY: Okay, because don’t- don’t ever curtsy to me.
HANK: Larry? [makes his light-up tie flicker] 

(Season 2, Episode 9: “Larry Loses Interest”)

The Larry Sanders Show
“You’re Having My Baby”
Season 3, Episode 2

LARRY: She gets off work, and I, uh… meet her in the parking lot; we sit in my car and we talk.
ARTY: What did you talk about, Larry? About the distinguishing marks around your dick? How else would she know?
LARRY: It’s embarrassing, Arty. We sat in the car…
ARTY: Yeah? And then you buffed her.
LARRY: No! 

Rip Torn is really funny, turns out.