hiccuptruck replied to your post: I’m not eating a full sleeve of Ritz crackers for the second night in a row.

You know those things are loaded with cholesterol, right?

Not when you eat the reduced-fat versions, motherfucker. BAM.

msloulou replied to your video: Just finished watching White Christmas, and I…

That movie angers me. It has almost nothing whatsoever to do with Christmas. DON’T BE FOOLED!

Hey, hey, hey — that movie is a delightful musical romp, okay? Okay? It just happens to be bookended by Christmas-themed musical numbers. Shush.