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So, I listened to Lana Del Rey’s album… 

It was all right. Kind of goofy in places. I liked it, though.

What are we upset about, again?

Oh, yes, the fact that someone in the music industry isn’t 100% homegrown and natural. That is so incredibly shocking. A musician and her handlers cultivating an image! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO US ALL OF A SUDDEN?!

Admittedly, her lyrics can be a little dippy and pretentious, and “This is What Makes Us Girls” is basically a Nazi war crime, but I enjoyed the majority of the album. I couldn’t care less about the politics behind it.

But, yeah, she should stop doing that thing with her lip.

#music #lana del rey #INTERNET

SHIT, GIRL, YOU’VE GOT A FUCKING BEE ON YOUR LIPS. GET THAT FUCKING BEE OFF YOUR LIPS, GIRL. IT’S PROBABLY GONNA STING YOU IF YOU DON’T GET THAT FUCKING BEE OFF YOUR LIPS, GIRL.

SHIT, GIRL, YOU’VE GOT A FUCKING BEE ON YOUR LIPS. GET THAT FUCKING BEE OFF YOUR LIPS, GIRL. IT’S PROBABLY GONNA STING YOU IF YOU DON’T GET THAT FUCKING BEE OFF YOUR LIPS, GIRL.

#lana del rey #i like her music #i don't really care how manufactured her image is or isn't #she's welcome to style herself however she wants to #as long as the music is good and genuine who gives a fuck #come on people #come on #really #come on