theonion:

Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object: Full Story
29/01/13 ◔ 36029

literallyunbelievable:

all the more why its true

23/11/12 ◔ 117

literallyunbelievable:

Why is it BS when I post stuff from the Onion

23/10/12 ◔ 88

Bless you, Onion. Bless you.

30/11/10 ◔ 8
10/03/10 ◔ 2
09/03/10 ◔ 1

Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

14/07/09
03/04/09 ◔ 31
27/03/09

FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

25/03/09 ◔ 2

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

(That NSFW warning was pretty unnecessary, actually.)

10/02/09 ◔ 1