Guys, I just want to take a moment to appreciate actress Hayley Atwell.

Hayley is a really pretty lady.

She has starred in films such as Captain America: The First Avenger and some films that I had not heard of before I saw them on her Wikipedia page just now. I’m sure they’re just great.

Hayley was born in London, England, on the 5th of April, in the year 1982, which was exactly 1 year, 2 months, and 8 days before I was born in the same location. Like me, she has dual citizenship in the U.S. and the U.K. We would be married right now, had I not been forced to move to America when I was 3-and-a-half years old. Oh, well!

I will just have to get in touch with her and correct the timeline!

Leave the door unlocked, Hayley! It will make it easier for me to move my stuff in!