Have you ever taken a good look at the lady from Cold Case? Look at those ears. If she were bald, she’d look like Yoda. I don’t know why we don’t talk about this on a regular basis.
LARRY: Was that a curtsy? Did you just curtsy to me?
HANK: [laughing] No.
LARRY: Okay, because don’t- don’t ever curtsy to me.
HANK: Larry? [makes his light-up tie flicker]
(Season 2, Episode 9: “Larry Loses Interest”)
In which the alien doctor continues to be the most likable character on Enterprise.
The Larry Sanders Show
“You’re Having My Baby”
Season 3, Episode 2
LARRY: She gets off work, and I, uh… meet her in the parking lot; we sit in my car and we talk.
ARTY: What did you talk about, Larry? About the distinguishing marks around your dick? How else would she know?
LARRY: It’s embarrassing, Arty. We sat in the car…
ARTY: Yeah? And then you buffed her.
LARRY: No!
Rip Torn is really funny, turns out.
I just wanted to take this opportunity to let you all know that I have just seen Ron Swanson’s penis on the Internet. I don’t know how to process this information.
So, I’ve been working through The Larry Sanders Show for the first time, recently. It’s pretty great. I have a new appreciation for Jeffrey Tambor and Rip Torn, and a deeper hatred of Jeremy Piven. The most recent episode I watched featured Gene Siskel, John Ritter, and Warren Zevon as guest stars. Apparently, I find this really creepy.
It’s remarkably disconcerting to watch two recently* deceased people have a conversation with one another, as seen above. This took place only 18 years ago, yet no one in this scene is still of this world. Saying that about something from 1943? No big deal. From 1993? Kinda weird.
* I know it’s not technically recent. You know what I mean. I was alive for it.
Yep, still watching Enterprise. Still making gifs.
Still kind of bored but nonetheless compelled to keep going.
So, apparently the cool thing to do nowadays is to shit on Community and Dan Harmon? Whatever, jokers. You’re still number one in my book, Danny Boy. Something about not letting elitist Internet bastards keep you down, and so on and so forth…
How is it that Louie is so good? I just started season two, and it’s just as brilliantly put together as it was last season. I’ve honestly never seen anything like it, and I continue to be in awe of it. It’s a comedy but not really, and it’s a drama but not really… It just feels so great, so perfect, and how am I getting choked up while watching the work of a man who, just last season, performed stand-up about having sex with monkeys?
I just… I just love you, Louis C.K. Never stop.
GEORGE: I can’t believe you’re really going out with a woman named Lois.
JERRY: I know, finally.(via The Race)
WHAT IS THIS SHOW? WHAT IS GOING ON? THERE IS AN ALIEN DOCTOR WITH A MASSIVE TONGUE AND A CREEPY CGI SMILE, NAKED-VULCAN DREAM SEQUENCES, A SHIRTLESS CAPTAIN CUTTING TREES WITH A CHAINSAW WHILE WEARING BEADS IN HIS HAIR (WHO ISN’T KIRK), AND UNDERWATER PUPPY SURGERY. WHAT IS HAPPENING?
I kind of love it. The puppy is the best character. The puppy should be every character. I would watch the hell out of a Star Trek series with beagles cast in all the roles.
THE GREAT “SHARPLESS WATCHES STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE” PROJECT
STATUS: SEASON 1, EPISODE 25
CONDITION: MILDLY AMUSED; COPING
Okay, so, the only problem I have with Enterprise right now is the filler. Star Trek, as beloved as it is to me, is really good at producing filler. And when Enterprise itself is barely interesting to me, the filler makes me want to put a dilithium crystal through my skull. Sometimes, Hannah and I let the AIM window gather dust for most of the 42 minutes, or we end up discussing cat pictures or T’Pol’s killer rack instead.
Whatever. I can survive on ridiculousness alone.
